WHY GO ANYWHERE ELSE WHEN TEXAS HAS IT ALL


Here is a list of places to travel in Texas:



  *Need to be cheered up?*

  Happy, Texas 79042
   Pep , Texas 79353
   Smiley , Texas 78159
  Paradise , Texas 76073
   Rainbow , Texas 7607
   Sweet Home , Texas 77987
   Comfort , Texas 78013
   Friendship, Texas 76530


  *Love the Sun?*

  Sun City , Texas 78628
   Sunrise , Texas 76661
   Sunset, Texas 76270
   Sundown, Texas 79372
   Sunray , Texas 79086
   Sunny Side , Texas 77423


  *Want something to eat?*

  Bacon , Texas 76301
   Noodle , Texas 79536
   Oatmeal , Texas 78605
  Turkey , Texas 79261    WILLIE LIVES HERE !
   Trout , Texas 75789
   Sugar Land , Texas 77479
   Salty, Texas 76567
   Rice , Texas 75155

   And top it off with:
   Sweetwater , Texas 79556


  *Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!*

   Detroit, Texas 75436
    Colorado City, Texas 79512
    Denver City, Texas 79323
    Nevada, Texas 75173
    Memphis, Texas 79245
    Miami, Texas 79059
    Boston, Texas 75570
    Santa Fe, Texas 77517
    Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
    Reno, Texas 75462



  *Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket!*

  Athens , Texas 75751
  Canadian , Texas 79014
  China , Texas 77613
  Egypt , Texas 77436
  Turkey , Texas 79261
  London , Texas 76854
  New London , Texas 75682
  Paris , Texas 75460


  *No need to travel to Washington D.C.*
  Whitehouse , Texas 75791


  *We even have a city named after our planet!*
  Earth , Texas 79031


  *And a city named after our State!*
  Texas City , Texas 77590


  *Exhausted?*
  Energy , Texas 76452



  *Cold?*
  Blanket , Texas 76432
  Winters, Texas


*Like to read about History?*

  Santa Anna , Texas
  Goliad , Texas
  Alamo , Texas
  Gun Barrel City , Texas


  *Need Office Supplies?*
  Staples , Texas 78670


  *Men are from Mars, women are from*
  Venus , Texas 76084


  *You guessed it.. it's on the state line...*
   Texline , Texas 79087


  *For the kids...*

   Kermit , Texas 79745
    Elmo , Texas 75118
    Nemo , Texas 76070
    Tarzan , Texas 79783
    Winnie , Texas 77665
    Sylvester , Texas 79560


  *Other city names in Texas , to make you smile.....* :

   Frognot , Texas 75424
    Bigfoot , Texas 78005
    Hogeye , Texas 75423
    Cactus , Texas 79013
    Notrees , Texas 79759
   Best, Texas 76932
    Veribest , Texas 76886
    Kickapoo , Texas 75763
   Dime Box, Texas
   Telephone , Texas 75488
   Telegraph , Texas 76883
  Twitty, Texas  79079
   Whiteface , Texas 79379




  *And last but not least. The Anti-Al Gore City*
  Kilgore, Texas 75662

  *Have a Good Day!*


  P.S. Whoops, left out

   Muleshoe
   Cut n shoot,
   Hoop And Holler,
   Ding Dong,

and don't forget......
   Farewell , Texas



  And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is.....
           KNOTT , TEXAS




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